'Sup, fam?
I napped most of my weekend, which was aces, but I also had what we're gonna call an "ouchie" (technical term) in a sensitive spot. One might even say the MOST sensitive spot. So when I wasn't napping I was hobbling around the house clutching a heating pad to my nethers or lowering myself verrrrrry slowly into a recliner while glaring at John so he wouldn't laugh.
I bet you're thinking John was too sweet to laugh, aren't you?
WELL.
Saturday night he found me spread eagle on the couch wearing a hot pack like a diaper and there were straight-up GUFFAWS.
And now I will think for a moment on how to transition this intro into a craft tutorial for faux stained glass.
::thinks::
::thinks harder::
A-HA.
I've got it.
Ahem hem hem.
Hey, kids, you know what ELSE is a pain?
[...]
GLASS PANES.
So today we're going to turn a dollar store frame and some nail polish into this beauty:
::hums "Tale As Old As Time"::
Check out the sparkle:
I bet you've forgotten all about that mental image of me in a hot pack diaper now, haven't you?
Excellent.
SO... this is a perfect Craft Night project for small groups, though it will take you 2 nights, so you can let things dry.
First find a stained glass pattern you like, and print it to fit your fame. I'm using a 5X7 frame here: