The other night we reached the show's finale, where they brought in all the contestants' families to help cheer them on, and everyone was so kind and humble and generous with their praise and you just don't SEE that on reality TV, you know? So anyway, the credits were rolling, and...
John: "Are you... crying?"
[small sob] "I don't kno-oow!"
After all, we cry-babies have to stick together.
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