(You know where this is going, right?)
So now I desperately want to mess with them.
Maybe like this:
[sounds of soft snores in the background]
[eerie, long creeeeeeak]
[bone-chilling whisper] "Geeeeeeeet ooouuuut."
[different voice, rasping] "Try it like this: 'OoooOOOOOOOo!'"
[both together] "OoooOOOOOOOoo!"
[silence, snoring continues]
"Maaaaybe if weeee get some sheeeeets?"
"What, like in Beetlejuice?"
"Oh man, I loved that movie."
[snoring stops, abrupt silence]
"Thaaaaat was cloooose."
"Right? We almost woke them up.
"One more, before we go make the scratching sounds in the hallway closet?"
[snoring abruptly stops]
John: "Did... did you hear something?"
Jen [sleepily]: "Hmm? No, Sweetie, just go back to sleep."
I'm also open to suggestions - provided they don't get Homeland Security called on me, of course. ;)