Y'all.
It's almost time for Beetlejuice Halloween!!
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So last week I showed you the biggest part of our project this year: the inflatable Sandworm arches and candy slide. Since then John and I've been busy crafting more movie-related props and silliness, and WOW do I have a lot to show you. Just... so much.
I should mention if you've never seen Beetlejuice most of this won't make sense. In that case I recommend stopping here, and, y'know, going to watch Beetlejuice.
But for the rest of you, iiiit's.... TIME TO START THE SHOW!
Starting with the iconic Beetlejuice marquee sign. John cut the shape from pink insulation foam:
Then installed patio lights from Amazon around the edge:
Here's what the back looks like, with all the wires duct-taped down:
We weren't going to have our sign pointing at Beetlejuice, though, so we changed the wording:
(I may tell the kids to chant "candy" three times to get their treats.)
We cut the words with our Cricut, then used strips of red poster board for the raised edges.
This turned out SO STINKIN' GOOD, which is annoying because I keep saying we're throwing all this away after Halloween. You know, to save on storage space. Grrr.
I'm not the only one thinking John should be wearing fishnet stockings here, right?
:D
Last step was adding a stand at just the right height so the arrow points to the sand worm's mouth:
Right. That was fun.
Next project!
Of course we had to have Barbara and Adam in their $300 designer "ghost" sheets. We didn't find any movie-accurate patterns at the thrift store, but decided these would do:
We mounted 2 Styrofoam heads we already had onto PVC pipe, with pool noodles on the ends of the "shoulders" to round them out:
This one is for Barbara. For Adam we made the shoulders wider & padded with shopping bags, plus added a hat to make his head larger.
I painted the eyes on the heads since they showed through the eye-holes, which resulted in some truly hilarious horror art:
We installed them after dark because my sleep schedule is so wackadoo sometimes I miss the daylight. Just me? (Hang on, I know it's just me, don't answer that.)
Besides, how else will we keep the neighbors talking?
Even better, these are the ONLY decorations we've had up all week. (Nothing else is weather-proof, so we have to install everything the day of.) And why yes, the neighbors have been asking questions! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
We did a full dress rehearsal on Wednesday, and spent 6 hours installing, re-arranging, tweaking, repairing, photographing, and finally removing the entire yard's worth of decor. So much work, but worth it to get everything figured out ahead of time.
For example, I'm realizing the secret to a great Halloween display is lighting. Initially we started with flickering purple lights on Barb & Adam:
Barb & Adam are the ONLY elements in the whole yard lit by white light, so they really pop in the best way. Plus they photograph better:
I love projects like this: all we had to do was project our silhouettes onto large sheets of butcher paper:
I don't like scary stuff for Halloween - and I really don't like scaring little kids - but I figure just a shadow of Beetlejuice's snake head is OK:
Here's how they look from the sand worm arch:
Our next paper project was a life-sized standee of Beetlejuice. You can buy a cardboard version on Amazon for about $50, but I didn't like either of the design choices. Plus, and I really can't stress this enough, I dislike spending money.
So instead, I found this fantastic hi-res scan of the Beetlejuice Blu-Ray disk, and we tile-printed it on our home printer:
And finally - at least for this post - I had to do an homage to my favorite waiting room resident, the tiny-head dude we've dubbed Herman.
This is a quick and dirty build, but with highly hilarious results. I started with a $3 thrift store doll, which I immediately decapitated and mummified with tin foil:
Ping-pong balls for eyes:
...and Foam-Mo foam clay for some roughly blocked out features:
Foam-Mo is terrible for sculpting because it doesn't blend: every edge will be incredibly obvious. That's the clay we had, though, and this is a one-use prop that will only be viewed at night... so I think we're good.
After a little more tweaking:
And finally a coat of craft paint. I didn't even age it; the clay has plenty of texture:
For Herman's body we stuffed some of John's clothes with painter's drop cloths and towels. I make that sound easy, but it was actually super hard, and our friend Arielle finally took pity on us and did the final stuffing:
For added hilarity - and because it's all we had - we used my gloves and little size 3 boots.
Now because I can't help myself, here comes a dirty joke.
You know what they say about guys with tiny shoes and hands, right?
That's right. TINY HEAD.
Ahem.
I hope to update after this weekend with even more fun photos, including our costumes! (They're hilarious, can't wait to show you.) Plus the general mayhem of the night.
I can't quite fit everything in frame; I'm missing the worm's tail, plus the thestral and Herman over to the right.
Hold up, John stitched together some photos for us! Nice!
K, gang, your mission this weekend is to have a FANTASTIC Halloween, whether that's going out, staying in, dressing up, or refusing to get dressed at all. However and to whatever extent you celebrate, may it be filled with people you love and lots and lots of laughter.
::MWAH::
*****
P.S. These are the porch lights we're using that change colors, you can use them in any fixture that takes candelabra bulbs, and the remote has all kinds of fun settings to play with:
We'll be using these year round inside after Halloween, I'm sure. Heck, I want ALL our lights to change colors now!
Which reminds me, we're rapidly approaching shopping season, so remember to bookmark my Amazon shop for fun gift ideas! Anything you purchase through my links or shop - even if it's not on my lists - gives a little back to me and John, so THANK YOU for helping support Epbot while you shop.
You guys. YOU GUYYYYYS! You rock SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU TWO!! Everything. EVERYTHING! Be proud of yourselves, seriously. Look at that stuff and smile, inside and out. Y'all two kill me.
ReplyDeleteI have been busy today going through every box of Halloween-related stuff and random bits n' bobs that I've saved for Crafty Use Someday, and I'm putting together a super quick and dirty Mad Scientist Lab set-up for the room the Vulcan and I are working in my best friend's family's haunted house! We're gonna be The Doctor and the Bride, and it was just decided on like yesterday, so I'm just NOW getting it together; so many spooooky speeecimens! While I have experience as a Professional Scary Person working in pro haunted houses, my Vulcan does not. So getting him hyped up for it will be work, being a taciturn Vulcan and all, but I'm sure he'll embrace the part come showtime Saturday night.
Sunday night when we give out candy at home, I will be a variation on the night before-- THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEVIE!! Mash-up the Bride and Stevie Nicks! Because I have the perfect wig (it looks like her hair in the video for "Sara", but black and white) and platform boots, so why not?
I hope you guys have a fantastic time. I know you will, you'll be bringing SO MUCH MIRTH to the world after pretty much everybody had to sit out last year!
Your Pal,
Storm the Klingon
This is fantastic! Thank you so much for sharing with us!
ReplyDeleteHave you guys thought about auctioning off the display items for a charity after Halloween? Seems a shame to toss such cool stuff!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea! You could donate it as well. They're really fun props others could use in the future :)
DeleteEverything about this is amazing and wonderful! You always hit the right note of pitch-perfect Halloween awesomeness without tipping over into scariness. I love Herman so, so much. I could see him off to the side in one of the Maitland photos early on and literally squee-ed.
ReplyDeleteEverything is amazing! I hope your neighbors appreciate your hard work!
ReplyDeleteOn a mostly unrelated note, I was trying to help my son do a crafty thing last night, and I realized that one of the reasons I rarely craft is because it spikes my anxiety. I think it's because I'm a perfectionist and I majorly stress when I have no idea what I'm doing - the only way to stop it is to ditch the thing altogether. So I'll just continue to enjoy your processes and results rather than attempting my own.
Small recommendation which may be more annoying than helpful but I hope not? The shadows of Barbara and Adam doing the face melds would maybe look more realistic if their body shadow went all the way to the bottom (like Beetlejuice's neck does). Y'all never cease to amaze and astound!! :D
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or are others having trouble with photos not loading on Epbot?
ReplyDeleteSame. I had to right-click on each broken image and select Open in New Tab. That did the trick.
DeleteThis is incredible in every way. I just hate the part about you throwing it away!? Maybe try to sell it on FB marketplace or online classifieds to someone who has the storage, and who could display your awesome creations every year! It's such a shame to think it'll be thrown out. You do amazing work!
ReplyDeleteIt's looking fantastic and so fun! Have a super Hallowe'en!
ReplyDeleteWAAAAHHHH!!! I so wish I lived near you so I could visit your house. Your work is amazeballs! Absolutely freaking fantastic. Hope you have a fab Hallowe'en and am looking forward to the costume pics! Well Done!
ReplyDeleteI'm very surprised your neighbours still ask questions at this point. Haven't they learned yet that all will be revealed in the fullness of time?
ReplyDeleteHoly crows this is all WONDERFUL!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what camera you're using for your night shots, but phone cameras often have a "panoramic" option to get those wider shots when everything doesn't fit in a single frame. Might be worth trying, if you want to save John from having to stitch pictures together. :D
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Beetlejuice(*). I don't do Halloween. But if I lived in any kind of reasonable driving distance (and I live out west where that's a lot longer than on the coasts), I would find a costume and walk up to your house on my knees so it might be plausible that I'm not too old to Trick or Treat just to see all the decorations and get candy out of a worm's mouth.
ReplyDelete(*)I've seen lots of scenes, though, so I am somewhat familiar with it.
You and John are just so dang creative! This looks amazing
ReplyDeleteYa'll are amazing!
ReplyDeleteahem is right... I want to be your neighbor. or even better, your craft/construction buddy. all your efforts are amazing!!!
ReplyDeleteBecause I work at a seasonal haunted house, I always miss out on seeing neighbors' decorated Halloween yards in action. Thanks for sharing. It looks great!
ReplyDeleteYou know, a "Candy Candy" sign could work with a LOT of Halloween themes, not just Beetlejuice, if you're looking for excuses to keep it...
ReplyDeleteAll of this is very cool! I saw Beetlejuice once, decades ago, and honestly don't remember much, but if I saw a house like yours on Halloween, I'd be be running up just to compliment the creativity and fun!
Rather than throwing it out, why not throw the whole package on ebay? I'm sure someone would love to have it!
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